Dodge Chargers, Definitively Ranked

"Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76) 08/15/2017 at 22:52 • Filed to: split grille is trash, fuck the general lee, Dukes of hazzard is garbage

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From best to worst:

1. 1968

2. 1970

3. 1971-1974

4. 1966-1967

5. 2015+

6. Valiant Charger

7. 2006-2010

8. 1983-1987

9. 2011-2014

10. 1999 Charger R/T Concept

11. 1975-1978

12. 1969

14. Actual Garbage

45657545: The General Lee

Nibbles > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 22:58

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I have an inexplicable hard-on for for the 2011-2014 model

But you are absolutely correct with 1968 being #1

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Nibbles 08/15/2017 at 23:00

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Something about those just looks off to me. They’re kinda pudgy, and those wheels have not aged well IMO.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 23:02

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YOU’RE FORGETTING #2.5:

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 23:04

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Why is the ‘99 Concept so low on the list?

This is blasphemy.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/15/2017 at 23:05

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Yes!

(although it’d probably be 8.5 for me)

Takuro Spirit > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 23:06

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Two words tho:

AWD

HEMI

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 08/15/2017 at 23:07

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Strictly because it didn’t make production. I still love it.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 23:08

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The 2006-10 is higher than the 2011-14??? And General Lee is last??

HERETIC

Gone > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 23:09

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1968 nose + 1969 taillights

1968 taillights are horrible

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/15/2017 at 23:10

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You spell correct wrong

C O R R E C T

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 23:10

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Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Gone 08/15/2017 at 23:11

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I like the round lights tho

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/15/2017 at 23:12

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Ramcharger is not a Charger, it’s a Ramcharger.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 23:13

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You just said yes with an exclamation point to a Ramcharger a few minutes ago.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/15/2017 at 23:16

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The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 23:18

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Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/15/2017 at 23:22

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lone_liberal > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 23:25

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The only real nits I have to pick is that the 71-74 is too high and the 66-67 is a spot too low.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 23:26

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I don’t understand the hate of the 1969. I mean it’s kind of ugly, but it’s not really that different from those before or after aside from ugly.

Die-Trying > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 23:27

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we all wanted to fly as kids.......

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Nibbles 08/15/2017 at 23:27

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I think the 2006-2010 are better.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > lone_liberal 08/15/2017 at 23:27

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I’m really not a fan of the 66-67 body, too bulky and clunky.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 23:28

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Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/15/2017 at 23:33

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The ‘69 split grille is the biggest affront to styling of all time.

Nibbles > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 23:53

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More sculpted, better lines and those taillights

Nibbles > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/15/2017 at 23:55

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Nope. 11-14 had better lines, beautiful taillights and an interior not by fisher price

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/15/2017 at 23:56

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Why? I really want to understand. The 71-74 also had a split grille, yet you have that in third.

just-a-scratch > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/16/2017 at 00:00

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The Charger Daytona is missing at the top of your list.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Nibbles 08/16/2017 at 00:01

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It’s really over-styled. It is bulgy and has weird shapes just for an aggressive look. Too much of that is held over in the 2015+, but I think the 2015+ toned it down a bit and looks a lot better. The 2011-2014 feels like the middle child that is trying too hard for attention.

TylerLinner > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/16/2017 at 00:14

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Seriously? Here are some bigger affronts to styling, off the top of my head.

Honda CRZ
Ssangyong Actyon
1961 Plymouth (god bless Exner though)
Dodge Darts except 70-72
Isuzu Ascender LWB
Late 40s to mid 50s Packards
1958 Packard, specifically.
1990s FSO Polonez
Suzuki Cervo first generation facelift
Dodge Caliber
Consulier GTP
VW Cabrio Mk3.5
Mitsuoka Orochi
BMC ADO17 aka Austin Landcrab
Ferrari LaFerrari
Ford Pinto facelift
Toyota Land Cruiser J50
1957-60 Ford F-Series
Citroen Ami*
Matra 530*
Lexus NX
Toyota GT-86
Panhard Dyna & PL-17*
Hyundai Sonata Hybrid 2010-2014

Sure, hyperbole on your part. But it’s kind of like saying Megan Fox is the ugliest creature to ever walk the planet because her thumbs bother you a little.

*They are French though so we can’t really blame them.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > TylerLinner 08/16/2017 at 00:20

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There’s no forgiving toe thumbs.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/16/2017 at 00:21

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Different massing entirely. The ‘69 is a massive step back from the cleanliness of the ‘68.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > just-a-scratch 08/16/2017 at 00:22

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Nah, the Superbird looks much better than the Daytona.

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/16/2017 at 01:05

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I can only agree if the poor 69 wasnt so far down. It’s not the poor things fault Chrysler did that to it. And in even better news we got the 70s charger because of it!

Also the 71+ looks terrible in low trims, at least the 69 is consistently ok looking

wafflesnfalafel > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/16/2017 at 01:25

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I wish Lee didn’t have so much stigma, the car is awesome. Lee was a interesting guy, not without faults, but admirable in other respects and on the wrong side of history. Swap the stars and bars for old glory and have people read an unabridged history text.

just-a-scratch > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 08/16/2017 at 01:26

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The superbird isn’t a Charger.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/16/2017 at 05:58

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i have to disagree with the list, #6 is best.

John-Palazzo > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/16/2017 at 06:22

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You forgot about the brazilian Charger!

Your boy, BJR > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/16/2017 at 07:00

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Some amendments to your list, because on this subject, I am more right than you:

1) ‘70

2) ‘68

3) ‘66-’67

4) ‘69

5) ‘71-’74

6) Brazilian Charger

7) Valiant Charger

8) Concept ‘99

9) 2011-2014

10) 2015+

11) ‘06-’10

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25) Cordoba

26) actual garbage

...

45) ‘83-’87

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786579) the racist traitor from a garbage tv show

nerd_racing > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/16/2017 at 07:12

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1969 Charger Daytona, 1969, General Lee, 1968, 1969 Charger 500, 1970, 66-67, 71-74, 80's, 75-77, I don’t count 4 doors.

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/16/2017 at 08:15

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As much as I love the ‘68, the ‘69 is right up there for me.

Frenchlicker > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 08/16/2017 at 08:35

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The 68 looks like it has a sunk in meth head look compared to the 69.

Edit: Looked at wrong year

ateamfan42 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/16/2017 at 09:39

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Damn straight the list is wrong. Everyone knows they go:

1970

1969

1968

1966 & 1967

1971-1974

pretend the rest never existed

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > wafflesnfalafel 08/16/2017 at 09:54

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It’s a 69 with a bush bumper, it looks dumb even without the confederate imagery.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > nerd_racing 08/16/2017 at 09:55

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The Charger Daytona is not a good looking car. Interesting, but not pretty.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Your boy, BJR 08/16/2017 at 09:57

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I can agree with most of this, except ‘68 is the best and ‘69 looks dumb.

Your boy, BJR > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 08/16/2017 at 10:00

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The ‘70 is the best and the only bad part of the ‘69 is the beak and that tv show.

Steve > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/16/2017 at 10:00

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66-67 is my favorite of them all!

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Your boy, BJR 08/16/2017 at 10:00

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Yeah, that beak alone is worth the drop

nerd_racing > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 08/16/2017 at 11:02

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I disagree.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > nerd_racing 08/16/2017 at 11:37

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The Superbird looks sooooo much better

nerd_racing > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 08/16/2017 at 11:40

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Eh. They don’t come in this color combo either.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > nerd_racing 08/16/2017 at 11:51

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Orange Superbird is the best winged warrior.

RT > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 09/14/2017 at 04:14

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1. 1968-1970. 

2. 1971-1974. 

3. Valiant. 

4. 1966-1967. 

5. 2015-  (Hellcat) / (Normal)

6. 1983-1987  (Shelby) / (Normal)

7. 2006-2010. 

8. 2011-2014. 

9. 1999 Concept. 

10. 1975-1978.